“Goin’ Down Down Down Down”

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Zumbahua: a fork in the roads. To continue south through the mountains or cut west to the coast? My mind was already made up. Due to El Nino it’s been an unseasonably wet rainy season and April is supposedly the worst month. The idea of day after day of camping in the wet wasn’t too appealing. On top of that I knew this would be my last opportunity to get some beach time for like 9 months and I simply couldn’t resist the prospect of checking out the ruta del sol and having a few beers on the way.

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Zumbahua town square. In plenty of these small towns I saw crowds gathering to watch games of volleyball.

Going west also meant making one hell of a descent: almost 4 vertical kilometres of uninterrupted downhill in the space of 65km. 4 KILOMETRES! That’s about as extreme a descent as you’ll find anywhere in South America and I was intrigued to try it. Upon leaving Zumbahua at around 2pm I assumed, having already risen to 3800m at nearby Quilotoa I was mere minutes from this monster downhill, but it ended up taking over an hour of climbing to reach the pass. By the time I peered over from the tiny town of Apagua to see the carpet of clouds below I was chomping at the bit. I put The Boss on my mp3 player and off I went.

Over the course of 3 Springsteen albums I had the most intense 2 hours of cycling I’ve ever had (and probably ever will have). Each album conveniently matched the three different stages of the descent:

Stage #1 – Darkness on the Edge of Town (aka. Silent Hill)

The first couple of tracks were amazing. I soared down quiet, tortuous mountain roads singing ‘Badlands’ like an idiot. The sky was fairly clear, it wasn’t too cold, and guys on motorbikes kept yelling words of support and giving me the thumbs up. In short, I felt fucking fantastic. Then I entered the clouds.

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“…AND THESE BADLANDS START TREATIN’ US GOOOOOOD”
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Where’s Pyramid head?

Ooooh, eerie. The clouds were thick and visibility dropped to about 20 metres. It seriously reminded me of Silent Hill 2 – unending fog for miles upon miles upon miles. At first it was an exciting novelty but by the time the final track on the album came around I was more than sick of the chilly mist. I could sense that the vegetation around me was changing and felt an ever so slight increase in temperature, but I couldn’t see anything. It was just a long, cold slog through a tunnel of mist – not quite the glorious downhill I’d been hoping for.

Stage #2 –  Greetings from Asbury Park, N.J. (aka. Lost In The Flood)

Just past the town of Pilalo (which really was like cycling through Silent Hill) the visibility improved but the mist was replaced by a torrent of rain. My surroundings were markedly different by this point – the muted shades of the mountains replaced by tropical green fronds, concrete constructs replaced by wooden houses on stilts. The changes were so stark that I felt as if I were in a completely different country. Utterly drenched, I powered on down alongside gushing rivers listening to ‘Lost In The Flood’.

Stage #3 – Tunnel of Love (aka. Holy Shit This Is Really Amazing)

Just around the time I switched to Tunnel of Love the rain eased off and I entered a truly spectacular part of the Los Iliznas Ecological Reserve – ginormous monoliths arching off from either side of the road as I fizzed at high speed down the cleft of an epic valley. In the distance hues of blue and pink promised an impressive sunrise and eventually I was spat out from the reserve onto the long, straight, river country road. As Bruce crooned the final lines of ‘Valentines Day’ to the sun’s slow creep below the horizon I was barely 5km from La Mana, my destination for the night.

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Unfortunately I only got a few crappy photos of the entire descent due to the rain.

Since starting in Sigchos at 7am I’d ridden more than 130km, including climbing from 2800m up to 4000m then down to 200m. During that entire 2 hours+ of downhill I only needed to pedal for a combined total of about 1 minute. Madness.

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As I was emerging into what seemed like a completely different country, Ecuador itself was in the process of change. The results of the election were just coming in as I rolled into my shitty La Mana hotel and the owner confidently declared Lasso, the tax cutting, Assage deporting conservative, the winner. I was a little surprised as, despite having met a few Lasso supporters, I felt Lenin was the marginal favourite. As I had dinner and gorged myself on snacks (a double scoop ice cream cone, a piece of cake, a filled donut and 3 chocolate croissants – a cyclist has gotta eat!) Lenin was on all the TV screens around town. I’d never seen a loser give such a long concession speech and wondered what was going on. When I got back to the hotel I was told that Lenin was the real winner and that someone had prematurely reported a Lasso victory, leading his supporters to celebrate his victory for a full two hours before the truth came out. I drifted off to sleep to the sound of cheers and honking horns in the street.

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La Mana town square
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River country. The mountains from which I descended are off in the distance somewhere.

Unlike in the mountains where it’s often the nature that leaves its indelible imprint, the next 2 days racing to the coast were defined far more by the people I met than by my surroundings. As I’d traversed the Quilotoa loop I’d noticed a certain frostiness. Many people still returned my smiles and calls of “Buenas!” but, unlike in Colombia or Northern Ecuador, I was occasionally met with blank stares or even frowns. I also got the feeling that some of the market vendors were trying to rip me off – I had to ask for my change and prices were steeper than normal. In the lowlands it was a very different story. In the tropical heat the people were open, bubbly and invited themselves over to my table for a chat over lunch or dinner. I met a fair few characters on the long road from La Mana to San Jacinto.

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Nelly, the wife of the hotel owner in La Mana, told me all about her son’s aspirations to leave Ecuador to pursue a career as a tennis player and how she thinks he should stay at home to study medicine instead.
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Manuel, who I met in Quevedo, is a man of many talents: he plays guitar and sings (he give me a rendition of his favourite passilo – al besar un petalito) paints, and teaches. He really wants to go on an adventure to the rain forest but still has a restaurant to run and kids to look after. Someday…
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I kept bumping into Norgio who was on a day trip to visit his family who live inland. Just 2km from San Jacinto we met for the 3rd time and he waved me over to his house to feed me huge chunks of watermelon.
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In Rocafuerte I bumped into Ilona and Yuri, from Germany and Italy respectively. They’re backpacking around and Yuri took a few photos of me for a potential exhibition on nomadic travelers. Booya.

I also ended up having dinner with a woman who told me her great aunt’s surname was Ross and had English heritage. In spite of that she didn’t really seem to know what or where England actually was and the mention of Scotland and kilts had her confused as all hell.

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The road to Quevedo was unexciting, as was the city…
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…except for this sign which promised so much but delivered so little. If I’d actually seen a sloth cross the road I probably would’ve just sacked off the rest of the trip safe in the knowledge that it couldn’t possibly get any better.
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Things got more interesting approaching Pichincha
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I awoke early from my H.H Holmes-style labyrinthine hotel in Pichincha, aiming to reach the coast by sundown where a swimming pool and cold beer awaited. This 130km goal was slowed somewhat by 15km of unpaved mud slop which clogged up my tyres good n’ proper.
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After a wet, foggy morning the 30+ degree afternoon sun had me reaching for the sun cream for the first time in a while.
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The reason I write the songs and books below is to trigger my sense memory. Upon being reminded of the album or book I’m taken back to a particular time and place. This day will forever be linked to This American Life’s heartbreaking ‘S-Town’ podcast – I binged on all 7 hours as I sweated my way towards the coast.
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This whole stretch reminded me of Florida.
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With barely 15 minutes of sun left in the sky I pulled into San Jacinto after what was the longest day of the trip yet: 10 solid hours on the bike in tropical heat
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335 km in 3 days. I doubt I’ll top that for the rest of the trip, nor would I want to.

And so, after 3 very long days of cycling I arrived at The Cottages By The Sea in San Jacinto where I’ll be volunteering for the next 2 weeks. Kimberly, the owner, gave me a big hug when I arrived and showed me to my own personal little apartment which has Direct TV, a kitchenette, a walk in shower and a fridge full of booze. There’s a beautiful pool and the place is right on the sea front.

I think I’m gonna be alright here.

Tunes: Bruce Springsteen Medley, The Rolling Stones – Beggars Banquet, The Pet Shop Boys – Greatest Hits, The Menzingers – After The Party, S-Town – This American Life

Reads: Junky – William Burroughs

Route: Quilotoa – Zumbahua – La Mana – Quevedo – Pichincha – Rocafuerte – San Jacinto

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